You're So Vain Was Written About Karl Rove...

And Karl Rove knows the song is about him. Rove spent the early 70s in the L.A. music scene and was a founding member of The Eagles (Their hit "Take It Easy" was written after Rove, who had taken 5 hits of acid, got completely naked and punched Linda Ronstadt in the stomach, prompting Glen Frey to mutter those famous words). On one of his better nights, Karl met Carly Simon at a party and she became instantly smitten. Off the bat, she saw the narcissist in him but the final straw was when Carly walked in to find Karl Rove standing naked in front of a mirror, moving his pecs to the tune of "La Cuccaracha."