KARL ROVE TO THE FUTURE

Expressing frustration at the outcome of this year's election, Karl has decided to take action. "Because bitches didn't do it right,I'm going to," Rove said. Word has it that Rove has already begun work on a flux capacitor and a flying DeLorean so he can go back in time and spread rumors about Barack Obama including (but not exclusive to): Obama is a prominent member of the IRA, Obama was on season 2 of To Catch A Predator, and finally, Barack Obama doesn't like black people. "We still have a shot at winning this thing," said Rove. Thanks a F&^I^*%^ lot Doc Brown.