Karl Rove Suffered "Brain Cloud"

In his mid-twenties Karl Rove was not the confident, powerful man he is today.

Rove sat in a dingy basement cubicle in a boring, dead-end job in the Republican National Committee. He hated his boss, had no social life and was chronically sick. He saw lots of doctors, but none that could find anything wrong with him. Then finally his boss recommended his personal doctor and Rove's life was immediately changed forever.
Rove was diagnosed with a "Brain Cloud," a fatal, incurable condition. Rove was despondent. He was going to die.
The next day he met with a friend who told Rove about a small pacific island called Waponi Woo. The Waponi's needed a human sacrifice to please their God.
Rove decided that if he could not realize his dream of dying from a heart-attack while eating a corned beef sandwich and having wild sex with a dominatrix hooker in the Oval Office, then perhaps he could help the Waponi's instead. He immediately bought a one way ticket to Waponi Woo where he was greeted as a Saint.
It was there that Rove learned of his fate.
Every century, the Waponi Gods demanded one human sacrifice dive into the island volcano. This century, it would be Karl Rove.
After a long feast and grand celebration, Rove and the Waponi's hiked to the top of the volcano.
But just as Rove jumped into the volcano, it erupted, sending Rove hundreds of miles into the sea.
Rove was rescued by a passing freighter, cleared of any medical conditions and sold his story to Warner Bros. for several million dollars.
In the Hollywood movie, the part of Karl Rove was played by Meg Ryan.