Americans have long been privy to Karl Rove's POLITICAL voice, yet few have had the opportunity to hear his SINGING voice. Known to pop up in Karaoke bars across the nation's capital, Karl Rove likes to show off his pipes.
Bob Cosats, owner of Party San Karaoke in Georgetown, confirmed that Rove is a regular. "Yeah, we have Karl in here all the time. Beautiful voice. Smooth and silky, like a fine scotch. He's like Teddy Pendergrass meets Jesus," Cosats stated.
Not everyone agrees with Cosats. Anita Berger, a Party San regular complained, "Karl Rove is an arrogant dick. When he puts in a song request, he can't just sign his name, he has to sign it as "THE DEPUTY CHIEF OF ROCKING YOUR FACE OFF."
Adds customer Calvin Banks, "Rove can't just sing the songs normal, he's always inserting his name into it. Like, I'm a die hard Doobie Brothers fan and I don't think Michael McDonald would appreciate it if he heard this guy singin' about 'CHINA ROVE.' It's a desecration."
Karl Rove couldn't be reached for comment but one thing's for certain. If they went with Karl Rove instead of Gary Cherone, Van Halen would still be a viable hit machine. Karl Rove equals platinum records.
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